Things that annoy me:

• spilling white zinfandel everywhere
• co-workers who DO NOT WASH THEIR HANDS AFTER GOING TO THE BATHROOM. We all see you doing this!!!
• being ignored by work friends (thanks for walking by my desk a bunch of times today and not saying hi!)
• getting emails full of attitude when said attitude isn't warranted
• getting stared at by some creep in extra baggy sweatpants 
• people complaining about snow days being called a day ahead of time. Some of us have never had a snow day so maybe you should shut the hell up.
• not spending Valentine's Day with Jack
• a three (?!?!?!?!) week gap between pay periods
• remembering that Charles Dickens was an ass to his wife. He blamed her for their ten kids. Dear Charles, do you not understand how babies are made?
• the mailman who insists on cramming my mail into my box no matter how small the amount. STOP WRINKLING MY TAX INFORMATION YOU SHIT!
• people who insist that Lady Gaga has a penis. Who cares? What is wrong with your life that you care about this?

Things that make me really happy:

• my good friend's mommy is a-OK. I have been worried about this, so worried.
• the following videos:
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